A few weeks ago, we emerged from our home to find this hanging in the eaves. It took us a minute, too…that is exactly what you think it is. It’s a bat.
Here’s a closer look…
Considering our lack of handsome vampire boyfriends or owls we keep as pets, we were at rather a loss for what to do. Adam thought by taking a rake and nudging the bat, it would soar into the sky and return to the dark castle where that Count from Sesame Street lives. Instead, the bat dropped to the ground, leading us to believe it was dead. Adam and the kids moved in for a closer look and some fine, National Geographic style photos and bravely, Adam nudged it again with his rake but this time that bat responded with a high pitched scream and the barring of its teeth.
I was brave, too, but only from behind the screen door in the kitchen, my gifts are more administrative. I took it upon myself to call the Colorado Division of Wildlife for further instruction. The expert advice they offered can be summed up as follows, they will not come and remove bat, the bat probably (probably!) won’t hurt us, I am welcome to coexist with bat if I so choose, I might saturate my backyard with ammonia and hope that, with time, the bat may find this unpleasant and move on. Thank you, CDW, very helpful.
In the mean time, the bat decided to crawl under our house to finish its nap.
I felt I had no choice than to round up all the ammonia I could find and was headed out to the Ammonia Store when I realized that our batty friend had, thankfully, flown the coop returning our home, once again to A Bat Free Zone. If that wasn’t creepy enough for you, I found these hanging in the eaves the next day…
Have a Happy and Safe Halloween!